TROY Of course, one thing Mother blue jay can't defend against is a set of steel tongs. HOMER - I had no intention of playing the good cop. LISA BART Uh, Chief, you're talking into your wallet. This is my dresser. You sure do. What's the point, Bart? That's my Dad's shooting car. "The Simpsons" - set in the fictional town of Springfield - parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition, and is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle. My precious germs! Right through the neck! I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years. Simpson? - Hey, Mom! Sleeping. For decimating our pigeon population, and making Springfield a less oppressive He hits the bird, and it falls to the ground. It all started in the '60s. Right in the drawers. "The Simpsons" - set in the fictional town of Springfield - parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition, and is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle. Quick, Grandma! Are not! How could I not become a radical when we were fighting a force of pure evil? Although, I hardly consider A Separate Peace the ninth-grade level. in the basement. Oh, this sucks. Ooh, go-karts! Bart imagines himself in court, with birds as the judges. That bird I killed was their mother. Bart and Lisa watch Homer try out a batting cage. HOMER Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. I'll prove it to you. " Just lift up your coffee cups and see. MARGE Won't you get in trouble if your Mom sees you doing that? HOMER Simpson, stop frolicking and get to work. simply freeze to death. (yelling very loudly) Bart!!! Here's your caption, boys. NELSON In the backyard, Nelson practices shooting. It's hard to tell from this old picture, you know? HOMER Are you sure? But you didn't have to tell Homer I was dead! Oh, hehehehehe, you look like a little tiny dinosaur. The /r/TheSimpsons subreddit is fan base of redditors who love … It's already wiped out the Dodo, the Cuckoo, and the Ne-Ne, and it has Uh, shouldn't you put on a batting helmet? I punish, and I punish, and I punish, but it never (holding up a notepad) My civic duty, that's what. He puts the lizards under a paper cutter and is about to kill them, Hurry up, man. (leaning out the window and yelling even louder) MILHOUSE!!! Nelson?! kingdom, no mother is more devoted than the blue jay. Hmm? Principal Skinner: Oh, egads! We'd met the enemy, and it was Montgomery Burns. BART I didn't mean any disrespect. Absolutely. Homer falls Well, invite him to the country club. I'm proud of you boy. "Martha Stewart. Bomb Vietnam! Dear Lord! [Lisa asked if she went to college. Oh. (he pauses then gives her more money.) Then we'll call your husband. The bird-watching society burst in. BART (climbing tree) Oh, I'll come back later. Look what I found. "Wife: Marjorie. He's going over the falls! BART have developed a taste for the common pigeon, also known as the 'feathered My god - a pigeon. where Nelson repeatedly slaps Bart across the face. Heh. TOUCAN Look at what I can do! - Seven! It came with the burial plot. A BB Gun or an Easy Bake Oven. him innocently) Don't use that look on me, I invented that look. away with their lizards. NELSON NELSON original bart simpson drawing by sam simon (est. When this baby goes off, Burns's lab is gonna be history, man! In all the animal Savor the moment. All right, I'll give you a moment. NELSON (he shoots at an old car) Do what you want. Nelson gives Bart the gun. Because I killed an innocent bird. Oh, good. Get out of here, you ghouls! In an animated comedy, the acting, the score, the message and the feels that had to be crammed into a 1 minute scene and it works wonders, and that is why this episode is a gem. Ah! Oh, yes. Fade to credits. Abe, isn't Homer cute? (groans) While I deal with this, why don't you start on that basket? - Um, better look in the manual. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla I want you to straighten this out without a lot - of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo jumbo! It's disgusting. Homer shakes himself off and gets hide it from her. to Springfield. NELSON Tother, sort of plain. Finally, the The Others script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Nicole Kidman movie. Oh, for crying out loud, just knock her ass down. It's a pain that never ends. Ooh, how about cherry this time? Spine may show signs of wear. The unsuspecting mother bird cares for them until the Oh, no. And just now when a police car drove by, she ran into the house. No! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him. Come on, quit hogging the gun! In a small, nearly enclosed area near the front gate, the man brutally slashed Nicole, almost severing her neck from her body. Four more years! Simpson, deceased. BART I couldn't understand how I fit into this family. Bronchial tubes clearing. What happens when we're overrun by They came from eggs in a bird's nest. Mom, you were right. Yes, sir. Bart gives her a kiss and runs off. Okay, okay, don't kill me, killer. I'm gonna marry Milhouse! Wow, you sure get a lot of balls for a quarter. NELSON I'm so sorry I misjudged you, Mom. Bart writes a few things down, and leaves. She unplugs it. back to Homer) Oh yes, and punish Lisa for lying to us. This. I'll Kwanzaa you. HOMER I'm going - We made it, Homer! Clear up confusion between commonly misused words. Marge groans. Two thumbtacks and a moustache comb. He's right out back in the hammock. than that, Simpson. - I hateJohn Knowles. or children, have been selected to appear in 'Who's Who Among American MARGE the machine, catches it and puts it into the middle hole. Liste des scripts Cette section vous permet d'accéder au scripts complets de chaque épisode. I soon found people who shared my views at the state college. - Ignorance. They're biting him and stealing his pants. around! - What? Why did he call you "Killer"? - Well, I tried. It's like something out of Dickens. Wait a minute. Or reading comic books, what am I, Kreskin? TEENAGER Mom, they put every kid in America in that book, just so gullible parents The boys notice a bird singing in a tree. Your lizards are banned How'd he get out of this? Is the nest still warm enough, Mom? without a scarf, are you? Therefore, they're The … Hmm, 75 bucks a pop plus interest and penalties. The lizards suddenly turn and hiss at them. MARGE Oh man, it feels good to get out of that car. His wild, untamed facial hair revealed a new world of rebellion, of change- - a world where doors were open for women like me. Stand up straight, Bart. No, no. One was real pretty. Are you daft, woman? ! He snagged that tree branch. Mother Simpson, we'd like to ask you a few questions about your past. BART The Simpsons D'oh! (a cat jumps from the tree onto his shoulder) You're a sweet, kind, loving man. These are the calling cards of a con artist. (looking at his watch) Okay, that's exactly one moment-- (gasps) HOMER I can see him. I guess I was just a horrible son and no mother would want me. babies hatch and... devour her too. - I thought you were dead. But since you've confessed to bird-slaughter, we have no choice but to Two lizards hatch from the eggs, looking cute. me Mom. away) I said, relinquish! Away. Maybe she thought the war in Southeast Asia was so immoral her end justified the means. They never harmed a soul. "B. SKINNER Abe? Have fun killing things. ! No, wait, that sounds kinda fruity. The birds peck him in the face. (ball hits him on the head) Hey! Please? - How does what happen? Especially the "Clockwork Orange" reference that I've been dying to see. Spill it, Muddy Mae, or we're calling the cops! Ma'am, we're gonna need your assistance in locating this individual. Joe Willie Namath swaggering off the field his sideburns an apogee of sculpted "sartorium"- the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside Appomattox, 1865. walk around like this. Not as hard as you think.” Marge Simpson "Bart the Mother" is the third episode of Season 10 (originally going to be in season nine). Here's the tricky part. Yeah, sure. them to eat. My dad points it out every time we drive by. Mother Simpson Written by Richard Appel Directed by David Silverman ===== Production code: 3F06 Original airdate in N.A. As the kids fight for the front seat, a pigeon is dragged to the ground Go Chirpy Boy! HOMER I-I'm just nervous. (brushes himself "Please submit their names, along with ninety-five dollars, for each handsome - Homer. TROY Bart appears from the trapdoor to hose the cat when it gets too close. " and tender love that only a mother can provide. Should we bury it, or chuck it into a car full of girls? (hit) why you-- (hit) ow!! (Lisa, and the others pass Marge twice I saw all your awards, Lisa. MARGE At the Simpson home, Homer calls everyone together. They're mighty impressive. HOMER I saw her. yourself directly to the Kwik-E-Mart and get me some chips and a beer! BART No more living vicariously through my girlfriends. BART Huh? will buy it. How does a sweet young lady mortgage her future for a bunch of scraggly ideals and greasy-haired promises? - What? HOMER NELSON He then notices a nest, with LISA Dr. Simpson: I'm the head of complicated surgeries. Muddy Mae Suggins?" - You could get hurt again. You know, Lisa it might be nice to rest for a while. Who could forget such a monstrous visage? That's my mother's grave! That dummy worked like a charm, Dad. Directed by Stephen Dean Moore. All right... oh, I hate folding sheets. 357k members in the TheSimpsons community. But isn't that a bit short-sighted? MARGE when Bart snatches them back. - Oh, Abe! Hey, check this out! Uh, cancel that A. I didn't mean to, Mom. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. Oh, wait. The scene fades back to reality, where Apu still looks shifty. What are those cats doing behind you? This electric van only has 20 minutes of juice left! He'll be sucked into the turbine. SKINNER NELSON Hey, everybody. If people don't support this thing, it might not make it. Wait a minute. Sixty-one. Now no one should be able to hear us. Okay Bart. Later, Bart receives an award from Mayor Quimby outside the town hall. Ikso fatso. Spill it, Muddy Mae, or we're calling the cops! I'm sure you were a wonderful son. You had to leave to protect your family. (she leaves). - Me too. Don't you want to play "good cop, bad cop"? from the wrong end. Ah! See that stone angel up there? MARGE “Mother Simpson” is the anti-“Principal and the Pauper.” 3 Squandered: Jeremy Irons For definitive evidence that The Simpsons has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for story ideas for the past decade or so, look no further than the season 23 episode “Moe Goes from Rags to Riches,” which chronicles the backstory of Moe’s bar rag. Where's Bart? Hey fellas, good news! ground and run off) Well, I hope you're happy, Bart. They freeze you or something? Kill the horrid beasts... and do Well, where have you been all this time? The lizards are a godsend. SKINNER Leaves of Grass my ass! I'm so glad to see the spirit of the '60s is still alive in you kids. This is where it ends. Helpful 6 Not Helpful 1. Hey, everybody! All the cats run away, leaving the dead bird exposed. I see you, Homer. They sure are, Billy. Smithers: That was very thoughtful of you, sir. That was no accident. volume you wish to order!" MARGE You haven't been the same since your son went crazy in Vietnam. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. it to the right and fires. Uh, better start with Greek town. You even compensated for the crooked sight! Why does my death keep coming back to haunt me? You must've been so upset. But I did. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on November 19, 1995. Nothing! HOMER it would be easier just to buy one? When I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death, you told me no. - So long. Superintendent Chalmers. LISA I don't see Prussia, Siam or autogiro. I'm meeting my destiny. Christmases, birthdays, Easters, Kwanzaas, good report cards. BART It's her. Oh, my poor baby. Then we'll call your husband. at the counter. TROY Eggs. (still blocking the doorway) Sorry, I didn't realize I was in the However, when they hatch they turn out to be a pair of destructive lizards. NELSON - I'm sorry. Uh, sir, phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago. All right, I admit it. Oh my god! And why did you tip us off? Can't reminisce. the light on, but it does not come on and he falls down the stairs. Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! If they're to survive, they require the gentle warmth and tender love that only a mother can provide. I'm sure we can work this out. I don't know, and I don't want to know. But this is my grave. Get your germ lab out of here! Several people put on safety goggles. Mom! Hmm... hot food is tempting. - No! - Put out an A. Jasper looks at it through binoculars. This thing says my mother's still alive! Yeah. To get out of cleaning a highway as part of community service, Homer fakes his own death. Мать Симпсон) — восьмая серия седьмого сезона мультсериала «Симпсоны». Drastic action had to be taken to stop his war machine. Up with people! - Thanks. MARGE Really? HOMER See? of them) You both deserve a big, big reward! Yes, Marge. So long, suckers! What are you hiding this time? (blocking the doorway) Oh, am I in the way? Right away, Mr. Simpson. (He whistles.) If they're to survive, they require the gentle warmth Hehehehe, Look at me, Bart! He misses. You disobeyed me, snuck over here, and murdered a helpless animal? - Ma'am, we're all good cops. I. Take out wrenched ankle. They're hatching! - All right. NELSON You said "rapport. You poor man. what kind of plague you've unleashed upon this town. He can grab onto them pointy rocks. - Homer? Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are. mother and father. Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. In a somewhat bewildering interview with Yahoo Entertainment, Eric Roth — the film's Oscar-winning screenwriter — revealed that he had drafted and turned in a script for a sequel on September 10, 2001.. HOMER I'm sorry, sir. It's okay, Marge, I'll get him. 357k members in the TheSimpsons community. I know that's hard to understand. Get off! You don't seem to be moving at all. [3] Efter fejkat sin egen död för att slippa jobbet för en dag upptäcker Homer att hans mor, Mona lever fast han trott att hon varit död i 27 år. Check it out guys, I've been working on this regurgitation thing. Presenting my mother! I've been waiting Huh? Our top story, the population of parasitic tree lizards has exploded, predators as the badger and the mongoose. Penelope Olsen. MARGE I'll just make the change here. Simpsons TV Show. candle. now you've killed tens of thousands, and it doesn't bother you at all. What the hell is going on here? Let me talk to him. SKINNER Oh, I'm a living joke. 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